Continuing the dependable march of British modern culture toward complete Communist dictatorship, Magdalene College (which is the main University of Cambridge, England), has discontinued its annual 'Jelly Wrestling' competition after it had been deemed sexist by a grouping of students. That's some bollocks at that time.
Here's the deal: Magdalene College has a summer party each year which happens to be put on by her all-male Wyverns drinking modern culture. Traditionally, four female students usually are invited to wrestle oneself in a 6-foot kiddie pool filled with jelly.
Magdalene history of art work student Nina de Paula Hanika, 19, started a petition last week to ban Jelly Fumbling, deeming it sexist, and gross, as art history majors are wont to complete. And by Wednesday your lady had gathered 1, 174 signatures — 174 more than her target. The meddling dedicated student succeeded in having the attention of the Wyvern party.
In a statement, a representative for the Wyverns said: "The Wyverns regret so that you can announce that this year they are going to unable to hold your annual jelly wrestling tournament at WGP13.
"Having never received formal complaints in the past, we were reluctant to look at immediate action on a recent petition. However, the anti-jelly vitriol with how the campaign was conducted forced us to take the threats that everyone received seriously. "
Since decision, a counter-petition to create back jelly wrestling right now has 336 signatures, many of them pseudonyms.
Organizers say that there are no previous complaints, but they're not taking into consideration a controversial incident with 2008. At that year's Jelly Wrestling event, police had to be summoned when one within the wrestlers became unruly.
Still dripping wet in red jelly, Miss Witkowski designated fellow student Hannah Kia, who (for reasons unknown) was dressed for a butterfly, and promptly punched her to the nose.
As two bouncers transported in, attempting to confiscate your bottle of Lambrini with her, she punched one of them and headbutted the many other, leading to police appearing called.
After accepting some police caution, Miss Witkowski now provides a criminal record, having contravened section 39 within the Criminal Justice Act 1988.
Any person or persons covered in jelly, or any gelatinous and oil-based substance, who attempts to activate in conduct resulting in bodily injury to any person dressed as an insect, mollusk or arachnid, will be found around violation of Criminal Justice Act 1988 and will receive a a term of not more than 30 days in arrest.
Fun fact: Trinity Previous Field, the spot in which the jelly wrestling assault incident occurred, is located on the lands of 450-year-old Trinity Higher education, whose alumni – in addition to Miss Witkowski – consist of Isaac Newton, Francis Sausage, Andrew Marvell, John Dryden, Our god Byron, Alfred, Lord Tennyson and 32 Nobel laureates.
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