Rob Delaney's resume highlights so far: was voted the funniest person on Twitter in a Comedy Central poll; sung the National Anthem at a Dodgers game; and once threatened to sue Kim Kardashian to stop her divorce from Kris Humphries. But now, something bigger: he's taken over MLB.com's Twitter feed for a few hours.
How come when Matt Kemp takes his uniform off & gives it to a fan he's a "hero," but when I do it I "get tazed"? – @robdelaney
Baseball Fact: The nine "innings" in a baseball game correspond to the nine months of pregnancy probably. – @robdelaney
Baseballs were originally made of ham. MLB switched design after President Taft ate 14 balls during the 1971 World Series. – @robdelaney
To be clear, I'm not Rob Delaney, the Angels' pitcher. He is a very good pitcher and nice person probably. I'm not. – @robdelaney
Baseball History: Benjamin Franklin D. Roosevelt invented baseball in 1922 to entertain fellow inmates at Alcatraz. – @robdelaney
Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Tom Crabtree (@tcrabtree83) was married to a pillowcase filled with baseballs from 1991-2007. – @robdelaney
Holly MacKenzie Woah. Time flyin. RT @dgoldstein79: "Hoop Dreams" William Gates' son just signed to start his own college career! http://t.co/sIYuSvz0Ee
Gregg Doyel Seven straight BCS titles = spin? RT @EyeOnCFB: Bob Stoops: SEC reputation is 'propaganda' http://t.co/BpCZaW1AP0
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