Monday, 22 April 2013

Sepp Blatter, FIFA’s Evil Leader, Had His Twitter Hacked, And It Makes Him Look Bad. Laugh, Because He Sucks.

Joseph Sepp Blatter is the current president of FIFA. He sucks, inspiring SportsGrid headlines such as "World Cup Workers Treated Like Slaves" and "FIFA Enters 21st Century." Most importantly, he's corrupt, and corruption sucks. You can scream IT'S RIGGED whenever your American sports team fails, but as much as we all hate Roger Goodell, and as many Mark Sanchez passes as I've tried to excuse via Goodellian sorcery, the fact is that our cries are mostly unjust. Not in the case of FIFA. Qatar is hosting the 2022 World Cup, and it's because they're rich and Sepp Blatter sucks. That is essentially fact.

When Blatter emerges from his bathtub of Qatar Riyals, his 77 year-old mind will attempt to log on to Twitter, and in a few short weeks, the tweets will be successfully deleted. Or one of his minions will, sooner.

Stewart Mandel No one believes it, but the Big 12 is happy at 10. Only would have changed if everyone else got even bigger, which is now unlikely.

Bruce Feldman There are ZERO BigTen players projected to go in 1st RD of most mock NFLDrafts including these 4: http://t.co/yjvtBdxe2S

darren rovell Krispy Kreme unveils Key Lime Cake & Key Lime Cheesecake doughnuts in stores today http://t.co/f9egEusYN8

Ben Golliver RT @RobMahoney: Deron Williams, Andre Miller, Larry Drew, and other winners & losers of the opening weekend: http://t.co/3bxUQLcCqq

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